Frequently Asked Questions
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Nope. All sales are final. The only exception is if your item arrives damaged or misprinted—then we’ll fix it.
Who makes and ships the products?
All merchandise is printed and shipped by Printful, a print-on-demand partner. They handle production, packaging, and delivery.
Where do you ship?
Currently, we ship within the United States.
How long will my order take?
Most items are made to order and ship within 5–10 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but you’ll get tracking info once it’s on the way.
What if my order never arrives?
If it’s been more than 15 business days and your tracking hasn’t updated, email us at dan@portnoymedia.com and we’ll track it down.
Can I cancel my order?
Orders go into production quickly, so cancellations usually aren’t possible. Double-check your cart before checkout.
How do I contact you?
Email dan@portnoymedia.com. Keep it short, keep it kind, and we’ll get back to you.
Will there be new merch?
Yes. New drops happen when inspiration strikes. Join the email list to be the first to know.
Why “OnlyDan’s”?
Because the internet is weird and funny, and so am I.
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