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		<title>A Terrible Idea</title>
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		<title>Merry Christmas from The Muppets</title>
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		<title>Thanks Facebook!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So apparently I need to be dating 30+ year old singles. Good thing facebook is there to help me out. It&#8217;s like having a digital wingman.. &#8220;Talk to me Goose, I mean, facebook flyer&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>So apparently I need to be dating 30+ year old singles.  Good thing facebook is there to help me out.  It&#8217;s like having a digital wingman.. &#8220;Talk to me Goose, I mean, facebook flyer&#8221;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Halloween!</title>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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Courtesy of <a href="http://www.makejoefamous.com">Joe</a></p>
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