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		<title>A Terrible Idea</title>
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		<title>The Most Brilliant Thing on The Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Portnoy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Marilyn!?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Portnoy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big thanks for Dave Mahanes for taking this video]]></description>
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		<title>Your Moment of Zen</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past week I had the chance to explore my inner nerd very publicly via The Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton.  (Pictures coming soon)  I was sent this today and thought I should share.</p>
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		<title>Stand Up or Sit Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>If you&#8217;re in the mood to see a guy possibly do something foolish then join me this Sunday Night at 6PM for the Timberlake Starbucks Open Mic Night.  I&#8217;m told that I&#8217;ll be going on somewhere in the 7PM realm. So come get some coffee and watch me bomb.  The Open Mic has been going for a month now and already there have been some stand outs so I thought I&#8217;d share them.  </p>
<p><img src="http://cdn.virb.com/cdnImages/resize_510x1500/PageImage-61195-251753.jpg" alt="Rory Tyer" width=150/><br />
<a href="http://virb.com/rorytyer">Rory Tyer</a><br />
I met Rory just a few weeks ago, I liked the recordings and then I saw him live.  He&#8217;s really personable and humble, it&#8217;s a good combo.  Check out &#8220;Run Down, Run Through&#8221; it&#8217;s going to be featured in an upcoming episode of <a href="http://www.thegreatamericanroadtrip.net">The Great American Road Trip</a>.</p>
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<a href="http://www.purevolume.com/joshuakhughes">Joshua Hughes</a></p>
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<a href="http://www.myspace.com/jayestone">Jay Stone</a><br />
Jay knocked my socks off two weeks ago.  I&#8217;ve never seen Hip Hop at an open mic and it was nothing short of amazing. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jayestone"> Check out his myspace and the track &#8220;All The Time&#8221;.</a></p>
<p>Juice<br />
Juice strikes me as a renaissance man.  Also a hip hop act, his lyrics of poetry inspire and educate. <a href="http://www.timberlakestarbucks.com/2007/08/23/81907-part-2/"> Listen to this recording of his material</a>, Juice starts about 4 minutes in.  He&#8217;s got an album coming out Black Friday (November 23rd) and it&#8217;ll be in FYE retailers.</p>
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