Here’s a list of all the things that the Chinese don’t want us to remember about the opening ceremonies. It had to be the most amazing visual spectacle I’ve ever witnessed and in a perfect world it’ll put some serious pressure on the Superbowl Halftime show. It doesn’t matter to me how well Paul McCartney’s going to play or how amazing Mick Jagger’s strut is.. I don’t think it compares to 20,000 performers and the worlds largest LED screen.

I was also thinking. (A first to be sure) I can’t wait for the reporters to get back and then report on all the things that they were afraid to talk about because they didn’t want to be kidnapped in the night (Black helicopters et al.) We’re just a week away from getting the Paul Harvey on the Olympics and that should prove to be better than a Wham reunion. (you love careless whisper.. admit it)