A week or so ago Kelly had been tagged by another blogger who asked her 5 questions I commented which also resulted in being asked 5 questions. If you’re up to the challenge, drop a comment on this post and I’ll ask you 5 questions to be answered on your blog of choice.

1. What possessed you to wear a Scottish kilt to your prom?

Great question! It’s a bit of a long story but I’ll try and sum up as much as possible. Senior year was tumultuous and the reigning class officers were being ridiculous when it came to the Prom. My good friend Mike Brown and I thought it would be really cool if we let them know in a “civil disobedience” kind of way that our attire (not dress) was reflective of our thought on the mockery that it became. Our moms were handy with the needle and thread so we asked about making some authentic highland wear. We asked our dates to buy dresses that matched our plaids. It was a really incredible time. The evening also featured waiter style service at the Golden Arches and some great photo ops on the play land. Surprisingly, this was a huge highlight compared to the year before when I started showing signs of Mononucleosis during dinner and by the time the sun came up the next day my neck had swollen to 3 times it’s normal size.

2. What TV show would you like to live in for a year?

This is a tough one. Right off the bat I think Scrubs. I’d definitely want to hang with “Brown Bear” and the rest of the crew but then I think about past shows that I’ve loved. The Hulk, The A-Team and Quantum Leap… To travel the county looking for a cure to my genetic mutation/ evading the authorities, accused of a crime I didn’t commit/ trying to find my way back home while helping people and kicking some serious butt very cool. Or what would it be like to replace Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties?

3. If you had the choice between being stuck with a “sitting bull” mullet or flock of seagulls hairdo for the rest of your life…which would you choose? ( I realize you have already tried the mullet…but….)

I don’t know that I’ve tried the Mullet.. I’d like to think I’ve conquered or mastered it. So I’m opting for the Flock of Seagulls.

4. Wing or breast man?

Is this a question?? Please, a breast man, of course. I’m pretty sure this is the part where I use words like “succulent” and comparisons to when KFC used to be Kentucky Fried Chicken, the days before the Pamela Anderson protests, but I won’t get into all that. We are talking about chicken, right?

5. Would you like to be a guest host for BEST WEEK EVER or SNL?

This is easy, SNL. It’s a dream of mine to walk on to that stage. The greats have been there; Belushi, Martin, Chase, Murray, Farley, Goodman, Walken and Timberlake. To join those ranks would be heavenly, I would compare that feeling to The Red Sox winning the 2004 ALCS against the Yankees. Such joy, such elation. The scary part was I might totally freeze. Once in high school, I got to play baseball on the Hall of Fame Field – it was the worse game of my life. All I could think about was all of my baseball heroes playing on this field for the past 60-some-odd-years. I was overwhelmed and had the worst game of my life.