Going Down in A Blaze of Glory
December 9th, 2005
On Monday I got very sick, no really, really sick. So sick in fact it has reached a pinnacle as one of the Top 3 Worst Sickness Times in my Life. Here are some stats
7 in 102 - that’s how many hours of undisturbed sleep I’ve had
1- the amount of NEW personal vomit records I’ve received in the last week.
8 - the number of times I puked in 12 hours to receive a new personal vomit record.
3 - the number of times I was surprised by the color of things coming out of my body (GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!!!!)
4 - The munber of times the remote seemed to heavy to adjust and I had to keep the station locked on something ridiculous (ie. Dukes of Hazzard Marathon)
47 - dry heaves
1 - Shot in the butt for nausea



December 9th, 2005 at 8:50 pm
you wanted to watch the dukes of hazzard… don’t lie to us dan.
December 12th, 2005 at 11:54 am
are you still sick as a dog? hope not. btw, that’s completely sick about your vomit record. i think i might vomit just thinking about it.