Going Down in A Blaze of Glory

December 9th, 2005

On Monday I got very sick, no really, really sick. So sick in fact it has reached a pinnacle as one of the Top 3 Worst Sickness Times in my Life. Here are some stats
7 in 102 - that’s how many hours of undisturbed sleep I’ve had
1- the amount of NEW personal vomit records I’ve received in the last week.
8 - the number of times I puked in 12 hours to receive a new personal vomit record.
3 - the number of times I was surprised by the color of things coming out of my body (GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!!!!)
4 - The munber of times the remote seemed to heavy to adjust and I had to keep the station locked on something ridiculous (ie. Dukes of Hazzard Marathon)
47 - dry heaves
1 - Shot in the butt for nausea

2 Responses to “Going Down in A Blaze of Glory”

  1. 1 .joe Says:

    you wanted to watch the dukes of hazzard… don’t lie to us dan.

  2. 2 kim Says:

    are you still sick as a dog? hope not. btw, that’s completely sick about your vomit record. i think i might vomit just thinking about it.

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